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Showing posts with label Sri Lankan Joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sri Lankan Joke. Show all posts

Thursday, December 28, 2017

Sri Lankans are the Best in the World !!



Mathematician: How do you write 4 in between 5?
China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question's wrong.
UK: Not found on the Internet.
 
Lankan:  F(IV)E

This is the reason you find Sri Lankans everywhere in the world...
in finance, business, medicine, engineering....
anything to do with using your brain.

British: Can u Swim?
Lankan: No
British:  Then a Dog is Better than you because It Swims.
Lankan: Can you Swim?
British: Yes!
Lankan: Then What's the Difference between you and the Dog…

British Shocked, Sri lankan Rocks! 👍 😜 😂 . . .

Britisher : WHY are you Sri lankans differ in colors, look we are all white..?
Lankans: Horses are in different colors but donkeys r all the same..!

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

How a Sri Lankan got White House Painting Contract !!!


Donald Trump wants the white house painted!
Chinese guy quoted 3 million.
European guy quoted 7 million.
Srilankan guy quoted 10 million.



Trump asked Chinese guy how did you quote?
He said:
1 million for paint
1 million for labour
1 million profit.

He asked European..
He said : 
3 million for paint
2 million for labour
2 million profit.

He asked Srilankan..
 Sri Lankan said:
4 million for me
3 million for you
3 million will give it to the Chinese guy to paint.

Sri Lankan got the painting contract 😜😜👌😊😃😃
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