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The Best 15 Happy Friday Quotes
Who will not love Friday?
It's the best day of the week. It's the day of fun.
Check out the 15 quotes below to celebrate FRIDAY!
1. Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.
2. Its finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!
3. If you're playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.
4. Thursday doesn't even count as a day, it's just the thing that's blocking friday.
5. Nothing ruins your Friday faster than realizing it's only Wednesday.
6. Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night.
7. The way I see it, EVERY Friday is Good Friday.
8. Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry's "Friday Night" Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.
9. In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.
10. Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
11. Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.
12. Friday! There you are, you sexy son of a btich! We’ve been lookin for you since Monday!
13. "If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday." -- Noel Coward
14. I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipts for Mondays? I want to return it for another Friday.
15. It's Friday! I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
It's the best day of the week. It's the day of fun.
Check out the 15 quotes below to celebrate FRIDAY!
1. Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.
2. Its finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!
3. If you're playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.
4. Thursday doesn't even count as a day, it's just the thing that's blocking friday.
5. Nothing ruins your Friday faster than realizing it's only Wednesday.
6. Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night.
7. The way I see it, EVERY Friday is Good Friday.
8. Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry's "Friday Night" Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.
9. In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.
10. Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
11. Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.
12. Friday! There you are, you sexy son of a btich! We’ve been lookin for you since Monday!
13. "If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday." -- Noel Coward
14. I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipts for Mondays? I want to return it for another Friday.
15. It's Friday! I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
Friday, November 14, 2014
Sunday, February 24, 2013
The Love Dress - Joke
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's
house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her
daughter-in-law standing naked by the door, "What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress" the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress?" But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes
me happy too. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be
home from work any minute."
The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. But on the
way home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she got
undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.
"What in the world are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress" she replied.
"Needs ironing! What's for supper?"
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