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Friday, October 28, 2016

TEN (10) GOLDEN SECRETS OF MARRIAGE

*TEN (10) GOLDEN SECRETS OF MARRIAGE:*





*TO THOSE WHO ARE MARRIED AND/OR ARE PREPARING TO GET MARRIED SOON*
1. *EVERYONE YOU MARRY HAS A WEAKNESS*
Only God has no weakness. Every rose flower has its own thorn. If you focus too much on your spouse's weakness, you can't get the best out of his/her strength.
2. *EVERYONE YOU MARRY HAS A DARK HISTORY*
No one is an Angel, therefore, avoid digging one's past. What matters is the present life of your partner. Old things are passed away. try to forgive and forget. The past can't be changed. So Focus on the present and the future!
3. *EVERY MARRIAGE HAS IT'S OWN CHALLENGES*
Marriage is not a bed of roses. Every shinning marriage has gone through its own test of hot and excruciating fire. True love is proven in time of challenge. Fight for your marriage! Make up your mind to stay with your spouse in time of needs. Remember this is the vow you made on your wedding day!
4. *EVERY MARRIAGE HAS DIFFERENT LEVELS OF SUCCESS*
Don't compare your marriage with anyone! We can never be equal, some will be far in front and others far behind. To avoid marriage stresses, be patient, work hard and with time, your marriage dreams shall come true.
5. *TO MARRY IS TO DECLARE A WAR*
When you marry, you must declare a war against enemies of marriage. Some of the enemies of marriage are: Ignorance, Prayerlessness, Unforgiveness, Adultery, Third Party Influence, Stinginess, Stubbornness, Lack Of Love, Rudeness, Wife battery, Laziness, Divorce etc. Be ready to fight to maintain your marriage zone.
6. *THERE IS NO PERFECT MARRIAGE*
There is no ready made marriage anywhere. Marriage is hard work, volunteer yourself and perfect it daily. Marriage is like a CAR with Gear oil, gear box, back hassles and If this parts are not properly maintained, the car will break down somewhere along the road and exposing the occupant to unhealthy circumstances. - Many of us are careless about our marriage... Are you? If you are, pls pay attention to your marriage.
7. *GOD CANNOT GIVE YOU THE COMPLETE PERSON YOU DESIRE*
He (God) gives you, him or her in the form of raw materials in order for you to mould what you desire. You may desire a woman who can pray for 1 hour but your wife can only pray for 30 minutes. With your love, prayer and encouragement, she can improve and vice versa.
8. *TO MARRY IS TO TAKE A RISK*
You cannot predict what will happen after marriage, as situation may change, so, leave a room for adjustment. Pregnancy may not come in the next 4 years. You may get marry to her because she's slim but she becomes 100% fatter after a child. He may lose his beautiful job for years that you have to take the financial responsibility of the family until he gets a new job. But with God by your side, you will smile at last.
9. *MARRIAGE IS NOT A CONTRACT, IT IS A COVENANT*
Marriage needs total commitment, love is the glue that makes a couple stick together. Divorce starts in the mind. Never think of divorce! Never threaten your spouse with divorce. Choose to remain married! God hates divorce
10. *EVERY MARRIAGE HAS A PRICE TO PAY*
Marriage is like a bank account. It is the money you deposit into your bank account that you can withdraw. If you don't deposit love, peace and care into your marriage, you are not a candidate of a blissful home. There is no free love in marriage, You cannot love without giving and sacrificing.
May the Lord Give us the Grace And Wisdom To Build A Heaven on Earth Marriage Amen.

Thursday, October 27, 2016

Poor Dog ! - Joke


One fine morning, a billionaire was taking a walk with his dog.
Suddenly a man ran out from the bushes in front of him and shot the poor dog three times. The dog was dead.
The billionaire screamed at the killer, "Why did you do that?".
The killer answered, "Your wife gave me $50,000 and said, "Go, kill that son-of-a-bitch"".
The billionaire hugged the killer & with tears in his eyes said...
"I don't know who your English teacher was, but I am forever grateful to her".

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Dilbert's one liners

*Dilbert's one liners:*

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. πŸ˜€πŸ˜Š
2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.
3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.πŸ˜πŸ˜”πŸ˜—
4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. πŸ˜πŸ˜›
5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane. πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜
6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.. πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒ
7. Born free, taxed to death. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜€
8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first. πŸ˜™πŸ˜œ
10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜
11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on yourpants. πŸŒΏπŸŒΎπŸ„πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜
12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere. πŸŒ·πŸŒΏπŸŒΉ
13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork. πŸπŸ’πŸŒΈ
14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and theblinking red light.πŸŒΈπŸ‚πŸŒ°
15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented theother three, he was the genius.🌹🌻🌺
16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? πŸŒΈπŸ‚πŸŒΏ
18.. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one? πŸ€πŸŒΏπŸŒΉ
19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!πŸ’πŸŒΈπŸŒ·
20. If you can't convince them, confuse them. πŸ’πŸ˜œπŸ‘
21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end. 😨🌺🌲
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. πŸ˜œπŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒ
23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker. 🌺🌻🌷
25. Someday is not a day of the week
26.. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.πŸ’ƒπŸ„
28. The road to success.... Is always under construction. πŸ’πŸƒ
29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. πŸ˜–πŸ˜€
30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
And the Best!
31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else! πŸ˜œπŸ˜ƒ

Friday, October 21, 2016

SHOCKING: Pakistan FC trooper slaps Female TV Anchor ! - Full Video

SHOCKING: Pakistan FC trooper slaps Female TV Anchor ! - Full Video

Saima Kanwal, anchor with K-21 channel in Pakistan was doing a live report on problems faced by citizens at Nadra registration office in Karachi, when a Frontier Constabulary (FC) trooper deployed as a guard slapped her.

Video

Thursday, October 20, 2016

This Old Japanese Man is a master craftsman - Amazing Woodwork !

This Old Japanese Man is a master craftsman - Amazing Woodwork !

This is Tanegi Zukuri. He's a complete master at woodworking and marquetry. And the only things more incredible than watching his progress are his finished products.


Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Neighbour's wife


A person reported to the police about ''Missing of his neighbour's wife.''
Police: why are you complaining about his missing wife ?
Reply: I can't tolerate that guy's happiness !!! He celebrates every day.. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Amazing and Hilarious PokΓ©mon Pop - A Russian Pop Tribute To PokΓ©mon !

Amazing and Hilarious PokΓ©mon Pop - A Russian Pop Tribute To PokΓ©mon ! 

Russian pop star Nikolay Baskov got one heck of an idea for a musical number. He would embody none other than Pikachu himself, bring out a bodacious pika-posse and sing a song of hugging.



(The lyrics: "I will hug you, hard. I will hug you, passionately. There is no one in the world more beautiful than you.")

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Diamond Necklace :D - Joke


Wife:(waking up from her sleep)
I just had a dream that
you bought me
a diamond necklace
Husband : go back to sleep and wear it!

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

A Speed Test Comparison Of Every iPhone Ever Made

A Speed Test Comparison Of Every iPhone Ever Made

For the most part, the newer the phone, the better the performance — with a couple of exceptions.


Pen Pineapple Apple Pen ✒🍍🍎✒ PPAP in 9 Music Styles

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen ✒🍍🍎✒ PPAP in 9 Music Styles


Thursday, October 6, 2016

That Legal - Logical question - Joke


A student failed in law & decided to make a deal with professor.
Sir, do you know everything about law?
Prof: Yes.
Student: If you can answer this question, i will accept my final marks, if you cant, you have to give me "A" Grade.
Professor agreed.
Boy asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"
Prof thought about it for hours & pondered no answer.
He had to finally give up as he really did not know.
He gave the boy his "A" Grade.
The following day, professor asked same question to his students.
He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.
He asked one student.
He answered: Sir, you are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical.
Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal.
Your wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an "A" Grade, This is neither logical nor legal.
The professor collapsed...

Wednesday, October 5, 2016

52 Ways to Tell Someone You Love and Appreciate Them


1. You are special to me.
2. I feel amazing when I spend time with you.
3. You give me goosebumps.
4. I feel safe sharing my secrets with you.
5. I accept you as you are.
6. I understand how you feel.
7. Is there anything I can do to help?
8. I always have fun when I am with you.
9. Please tell me how it is for you so I can understand.
10. Can I hold your hand?
11. Can I give you a hug?
12. You inspire me.
13. I really appreciate it when you…
14. You are one of the most amazing gifts I have ever received.
15. I value everything you’ve taught me.
16. The insights you have shared mean the world to me.
17. Your thoughtfulness is a delight to receive.
18. I will never forget how you…
19. I feel so relaxed and happy when you…
20. Seeing you when … happened made it all okay.
21. I can feel it when your heart sings because it makes my heart sing too.
22. I could sit next to you and not say anything and be at peace.
23. The way you handled … showed me that you are truly…
24. Your comments about … helped me enormously.
25. I’m thankful to have you in my life.
26. I could go anywhere with you.
27. I believe your intentions for me are always good, even when I cannot understand what you do.
28. I trust you.
29. I can go outside of my comfort zone with you.
30. Knowing you gives me courage.
31. The world is less scary when I am with you.
32. I appreciate that your suggestions help me make difficult choices.
33. I lose all concept of time when I am with you.
34. If something serious happened to me, you’re the first person I would call.
35. You are so generous in spirit.
36. Surprise me more often because I like your surprises.
37. I love how you … whenever I need to …
38. I hear your voice even when we are not in the same place.
39. I feel connected to you even when I cannot see you.
40. Your wisdom has saved me.
41. I feel refreshed and renewed around you.
42. I enjoy your sense of humor.
43. Whenever I see a photo of us together, I smile.
44. I appreciate that you think about my feelings before you do and say things.
45. Your smile makes me smile.
46. I love that you know me so well.
47. When I think about you, I often remember when you…
48. I want to keep you in my past, present, and future.
49. I can be me when I am with you—I hope you feel the same way.
50. Circumstance brought us together; choice keeps us together.

Sue Ellson

Monday, October 3, 2016

Giniyam Rae - The Most controversial Sinhala Music video ever from Sri Lanka !!

Giniyam Rae - The Most controversial Sinhala Music video ever from Sri Lanka !!


Sunday, October 2, 2016

Mathematicians - This is the way they do it - Joke


A psychologist is doing a study on the different ways in which engineers, physicists, and mathematicians do things. In the first part of the study, an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are each taken into a different room, having a table and having a book on the floor, and asked to do a simple task: to move the book from the floor to the table.

The engineer looks at the book, picks it up, and puts it on the table. The physicist looks at the book, calls in her graduate student, and has her graduate student pick up the book and put it on the table. The mathematician looks at the book, does a few calculations, picks it up, and puts it on the table.

In the second part of the study, the three are each taken into a different room, having two tables and having a book on one of the tables, and asked to do another simple task: to move the book from one table to the other. The engineer looks at the book, picks it up, and moves it to the other table. The physicist looks at the book, calls in her graduate student, and has her graduate student pick up the book and move it to the other table. The mathematician, without hesitation, picks up the book, drops it on the floor, and says, "There! I have reduced the problem to one to which a solution is known to exist."

Saturday, October 1, 2016

9 steps can help you detect a lie...

Do you know how to tell if someone is lying to you? These 9 steps can help you detect a lie...watch the video for a more detailed explanation of each step.

 


 Step 1: Watch their hands

Step 2: Follow their eyes

Step 3: Note their words

Step 4: Check their smile

Step 5: Note their posture

Step 6: Pause before responding

Step 7: Note the details

Step 8: Change the subject

Step 9: Teach your liar a lesson

Have you ever caught someone in a lie? How did you know they were lying? How did you react?



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