Disastrous Shipwrecks

Old Sea Story - Change

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who 

                                                      inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate 

                                           that his men smelled bad. 

                                             The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors 

                                                would change underwear occasionally.

 

                                          The first mate responded, 

                                         "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

 

                                         The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, 

                                 "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants 

                                         you to change your underwear." 

                              He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, 

                              McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and 

                                 Brown, you change with Schultz."

 

 

                         THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

 

                                  Someone may come along and promise "Change", 

                             but don't count on things smelling any better.

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