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Kiss me baby..... The Top 10 Kissing Pickup Lines!

Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

You're so hot, I could fry an egg on your head.

You're like a great song -- I just can't get you out of my head.

You must be a broom, 'cause you swept me off my feet.

You know, my lips aren't going to kiss themselves.

Your feet must hurt, because you've been running through my mind all day.

Finally! Someone good enough for me!

I lost my dreidel -- can I take you for a spin?

You know those long walks on the beach everyone's always talking about? We should take one sometime.

So, where do you hide your wings, angel?

Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary again?

If I were a frog, you'd be the first lilypad I'd jump on.

I can tie a cherry stem in a knot using only my tongue -- wanna see?

My friends call me Sugar Lips -- wanna find out why?

When God made you, he was totally showing off.

Bachelor Jokes

Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only thing in life !!

--Anonymous

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. 

--Oscar Wilde

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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. 

--Scottish Proverb

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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

--Sam Kinison

( i loved this one // mmhh.. i am married for 24 yrs) 

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Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. 

--H. L. Mencken

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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. 

When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why. 

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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. 

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always. 

--Anonymous

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" 

--Anonymous

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.

That was only for the estimate. 

--sathish

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 

--Anonymous

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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"

Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in." 

--Anonymous

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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married. 

He says "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs....." 

--Anonymous

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the 

frontdoor, who do you let in first?

The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u let him in! 

--Anonymous

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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?" 

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband." 

Dolls...! Dolls...! Dolls...! Dolls...!

Boys n Girls While Using ATM

Difference between Boys and Girls while using ATM

Boys:

1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip 

Girls:

1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car - failure
7. Park the car - failure
8. Park the car - Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
12. Look for bank card.
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code

21. Enter desired amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter maximum amount
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank machine
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and ticket back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE
44. Go into roundabout - right way
45. Drive 5 kilometers
46. Remove hand brake

47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM.

A TC in a train collects fine from girls...

A TC in a train collects fine from girls...

    A TC in a train collects fine from girls...

he collects Rs.300 from a girl-








she was wearing sleeveless.
  from 2nd girl he collects Rs. 200








she was wearing  sleeveless & backless.

From 3rd girl he collects Rs. 100








she was wearing a sleeveless & backless &
a skimpy mini-skirt...

 
  From 4th girl he collects Rs. 0
  why?

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  perverted dirty minds !! what r u thinking??







 
  she had a ticket !!!

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