Aishwarya Rai's sister's Wedding

Aishwarya Rai's sister's Wedding

Money moon ;)

A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. 
Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!" 
The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would
there be any "we" in the first place."

WEDDING CAKE

A Doctor at a health conference said,

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.

Chinese food is loaded with MSG.

High fat diets can be destructive,

and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it.

Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of silence, a 70-year-old man sitting in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

Why She Calls me Honey

An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening.

She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.

The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend leaned over to her hostess to say,

'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all those loving names'.

The elderly lady hung her head. 'What love? I have to tell you the truth,' she said,

'his name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky old man what his name is.'

50 Things Men Wish You Knew

Universal guy truths that all women should understand.

1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you’re wrong.

2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.

3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.

4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you’re not in the car.

5. If you’re truly interested in us, don’t play hard to get.

6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity.

7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me–once.

8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I’m inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.

9. I’m hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker.

10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job.

11. Don’t be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.

12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain’t pretty.

13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously.

14. When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you’re nice about it. Bark, and we shut down.

15. I don’t ask for directions because I’m just happy to be driving. Anywhere.

16. Masturbation is merely practice for the big game. Encourage it.

17. We crave hugs and hand-holding too. And no, it doesn’t always have to lead to sex.

18. But you can have sex with us any time you want. Did we mention that?

19. There’s no better sound in the world than you, having an orgasm.

20. Though the exhaust note of a Porsche Boxster is pretty damn fine, too.

21. I just may lie to make you feel good. Don’t be angry about this. You really weren’t looking for the truth anyway.

22. When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.

23. You’re really bad at faking it.

24. If I offer my help while you’re getting ready, it means you’re late.

25. Never ask me to pick out your outfit. (See above.) I will invariably get it wrong and make us even more late.

26. Giving me two or three choices, however, can be fun. Assuming you will change outfits in front of me. Slowly.

27. Err on the side of  hot; I love to show you off.

28. Unless we’re meeting my parents.

29. When you call us at work “just to chat,” we’re not really listening; we’re checking our e-mail.

30. Spring means baseball and skirts. Doesn’t need to be a mini-skirt; it’s been a long winter.

31. Chicks who drink beer are hot. Better yet: chicks who drink beer and watch the game. Better still: chicks who buy us a beer during the game.

32. We don’t mind being told we look good. Just don’t call it a “cute outfit.”

33. We love ponytails.

34. Being good in bed means a) enthusiasm; b) a sense of humor; and sometimes c) patience.

35. The first time? We’re as nervous as you are.

36. A random unexpected grope is always welcome, even in public. Especially in public.

37. Make us laugh and we’ll want to hang around.

38. Yes, I laugh really loud around the guys. And I always will, so deal.

39. Sure, men stereotypically like to solve a woman’s problems. But a woman who solves her own while we watch? Instant erection.

40. You can pick the movie, but have a reason.

41. Do not expect to have a conversation via text message unless you use the words “naked” and “waiting.”

42. Sometimes we wonder why any woman would want to be with us, much less someone as amazing as you. So, thanks.

43. Anytime you cook for us, we’re happy.

44. If you can hit a golf ball 150 yards, we just might fall in love.

45. No, I don’t remember what he said next. Or she. Or anybody, for that matter. I’m a guy, not a tape recorder.

46. We love you even more because you know we need to go out with the guys once in a while.

47. And we love it when you hang with us guys, too.

48. We have a keen sense of imminent danger. It sounds like, “Do you think she’s pretty?”

49. Don’t rely on us for keeping you up on the news.

50. Never say, “I know you better than you know yourself.” Nobody does.

Anger Management ????

Anger management?  

Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'  
Husband: 'How does that help?'  
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush ...'

Men and Women - Definitions and Differences

Men & Women

Friendship between women:

A woman doesn't come home one night.

The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.

The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

Friendship between men:

A man doesn't come home one night.

The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.

The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.

Ha ha ha

A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening.
They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out in the back yard.

The taxi arrives, and they open the front door to leave.

Suddenly the cat they put out scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in there because she always tries to eat the bird.

The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes back in.
The cat runs upstairs, with the man in hot pursuit.

The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty.
She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon.

"He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later the husband gets into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away.
"Stupid hag was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!

The cab driver hit a parked car. 

Mother In Law's Secret Message

WAGs of WC Players

Manchester United's Wayne Rooney, center, and his girlfriend, Colleen McLoughlin

German player Bastian Schweinsteiger and his girlfriend Sarah Brandner

Brazilian soccer star Ricardo Kaka and his wife Caroline Celico

AC Milan's soccer player Alexandre Pato and his wife Sthefany Brito 

England captain Steven Gerrard stands with his partner Alex Curran

Julio Cesar girlfriend Susana Werner

Marriage Thoughts

Hot Husband..

Life of men, Before and After marriage

Life of men Before Marriage

Life of men After Marriage

Getting married...

*Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon, are all excited
about their decision to get married. *

*They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a
chemist.. Jacob suggests they go in. *

*Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" *

*The pharmacist answers, "Yes." *

*Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" *

*Pharmacist: "Of course we do." *

*Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" *

*Pharmacist: "All kinds " *

*Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" *

*Pharmacist: "Definitely." *

*Jacob: "How about suppositories?" *

*Pharmacist: "You bet!" *

*Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?" *

*Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." *

*Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?" *

*Pharmacist: "Absolutely.." *

*Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" *

*Pharmacist: "We sure do." *

*Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and walking sticks?" *

*Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Jacob: "Adult incontinence pants?" *

*Pharmacist: "Sure." *

*Jacob: "We'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."*

Marriage cartoons

Sri Lankan cricketer Lasith Malinga's Wedding Photos

Slinga Malinga ties knott..

Sri Lankan cricketer Lasith Malinga's Wedding Photos

MARRIAGE - PIC OF THE DAY

Marriage..

I believe this is how it really looks like.

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Cricketers & Wives

Sachin & Anjali Tendulkar

Kumar & Yehali Sangakkara

Ricky & Sara Ponting

Andrew & Rachel Flintoff

Adam & Mel Gilchrist

Muththiah Muralidharan & Mathimalar

Kevin & Jessica Pietersen

Rahul & Vijetha Dravid

Mahela & Cristina Jayawardane

Wasim & (Late) Huma Akram

Steve & Lynette Waugh

Mark & Kim Waugh
Vinodh & Andrea Hewitt Kambli

Saurav & Dona Ganguly

Hershelle & Tenielle Gibbs

Glenn & (Late) Jane McGrath

Chaminda & Vasana Vaas

Virendar & Aarti Sehwag

Maththew & Kellie Hayden

VVS Laxman & Sailaja