7 Secrets in My Room

7 secrets of success that I found in my room

1 Roof said: Aim high.


2. Fan said: Be cool.


3. Clock said: Every second is precious.


4. Mirror said: Reflect before you act.


5. Window said: See the world.


6. Calendar said: Be up to date.


7. Door said: Push hard to achieve your goals.

How to Sleep in Office

Farming chicken

A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up farming.

He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me a hundred baby chickens."
The co-op man complies.

A week later the man returns and says, "Give me two hundred baby chickens."

The co-op man complies.

Again, a week later the man returns.

This time he says, "Give me five-hundred baby chickens."

"Wow! The co-op man replies "You must really be doing well!"

"Naw," said the man with a sigh. "I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart!"