IPL style Exams ;)

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Cricket has reached exciting levels with IPL....

Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions

Last one is the best.....!!!!!

1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50.

2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.

3. Give free hit, that is a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers.

4. 1st 15 minutes power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall. ( everyone will love this....!!!)

5. Introduce fair play awards.

6. If any wrong question is asked you can give your own answer for the next question

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FREE HIT……………….. !!!!!!!!!

7.Cheer girls to cheer for every correct answer written....!!!

Why She Calls me Honey

An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening.

She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.

The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend leaned over to her hostess to say,

'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all those loving names'.

The elderly lady hung her head. 'What love? I have to tell you the truth,' she said,

'his name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky old man what his name is.'

That luggage is mine

Ganjibhai was a traveling salesman and frequent flyer, so he was always very, VERY careful to mark his luggage so that no one would mistakenly take his bags.

He always did this with bright ribbons and tape, so he was quite surprised to see his bags grabbed by a well dressed man when he got to the luggage carousel.

Ganjhibhai walked over to the fellow and pointed out the colored ribbons tied to the handle, and the fluorescent tape on the sides.

"I believe that luggage is mine. Were your bags marked like this?", he asked.

"Actually", the man replied, "I was wondering who did this to my luggage."