Amazing Air jump

Money moon ;)

A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. 
Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!" 
The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would
there be any "we" in the first place."

Idea to save Dad's money

Dad, would you like to save some money?
I certainly would, son.
Any suggestions?
Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.