Adam and Eve - Where were they from?

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British. " "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French. " "No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian. "

Great Quotes From Great Persons

Dr Abdul Kalaam........

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"It Is Very Easy To Defeat Someone,

But It Is Very Hard To Win Some

Shakespeare.....

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"Never Play With The Feelings Of Others

Because You May Win The Game

But The Risk Is That You Will Surely Lose

The Person For A Life Time".

Napoleon........

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"The world suffers a lot.

Not because of the violence of bad people,

But because of the silence of good people!"

Einstein.........

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"I am thankful to all those who said NO to me

Its because of them I did it myself.."

Abraham Lincoln.........

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"If friendship is your weakest point then

you are the strongest person

in the world"

Shakespeare..........

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"Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is

Absence Of Sorrow!

But It Means That They Have The Ability To

Deal With It".

William Arthur.........

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"Opportunities Are Like Sunrises, If You

Wait Too Long You Can Miss Them".

Hitler.....

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"When You Are In The Light, Everything

Follows You,

But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even

Your Own Shadow Doesn't Follow You."

Shakespeare.............

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"Coin Always Makes Sound

But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent.

So When Your Value Increases

Keep Yourself Calm and Silent"

The language translator... - Joke

A New York judge is ready to go through the day's business and he is very rushed.

The first case up involves an elderly Jewish gentleman with a long beard, payos, the works.

The judge, without asking a question, says to the clerk:
"Quick...get me a translator."

Translator shows up and the judge says: "Ask him what his name is, how old is he and where does he come from?"

The translator says: "Die judge vilt vissen, vos is dein namen, vie alt bist du, and fun vie kumst du?"

The old man smiles, looks at the judge and says in perfect English with a British accent: "Your Honour. My name is Sir Chaim Ginsbug. I shall be 82 next Thursday and I've come from England where I hold the chair of Hebrew Philosophy at Oxford University."

The translator turns to the judge and says: "Ehr zukt, ehr is Sir Chaim Ginsburg, ehr is tzwei und achtzig yur alt, und ehr is, mit sach Yiddish philisoph, areingekummen fun Oxford."