Wife and Newspaper - Joke

Wife asked her husband to give the newspaper ....

Husband: How backward you are? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper ... ???
Take my iPad ....

Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach

Husband faints

*Moral:*Whatever the wife asks, give her without argument.
Show your smartness in your office only ....

Perfect Kissing Guide, Even For Experienced Kissers

Perfect Kissing Guide, Even For Experienced Kissers

1. Kissing It Softly

Start kissing slowly, gently and passionately. After that, keep it up.

2. The Strawberry Kiss

Recent studies indicate that eating a strawberry before kissing will make your kissing experience into a real magic, as the strawberry have a huge impact on your lips sweet sensor.

3. Love Is Hurt

Use your other body parts while you kiss. Touch her/his hair, hold him/her back, touch his muscles and more. This action releases tons of endorphins, which makes you feel so good...

4. Nibble It a Little Bit

Nibble each other lips (gently of course) will boost your kissing experience and even the after kissing celebrations...

5. Moisturize Your Kiss

It's well known that dry lips will destroy every kiss, avoid it by using some lip moisture once in awhile.

6. Hip, Lip - Hop!

Get your hips closer, it will ignite some fire between you... Smoking!

7. Same Same But Different

Mimic each other "moves", whether s/he bite your lips, puting the tongue inside and more.

8. Tongue It Up

Take your tongue for a ride over your partner's front teeth. It might sound disgusting, but you should expect for an overwhelming response.

9. Lips Is The Obvious

Kiss on other body parts as well - neck, shoulders, ears.... it's up to you.

10. Keep It Fresh

No matter which tactic you are using, nothing will work if your teeth will be smelly and dirty. Brush your teeth twice a day! (At least...)

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Marion Cotillard - The mysterious French beauty behind Jolie - Pitt divorce ??

Marion Cotillard - The mysterious French beauty behind Jolie - Pitt divorce ??

Angelina dumped Brad after private eye uncovered Marion Cotillard affair - Reports say. 
And, these are the images of the Hottest searched lady of this Biggest celebrity divorce drama.