Neighbour's wife

A person reported to the police about ''Missing of his neighbour's wife.''

Police: why are you complaining about his missing wife ?

Reply: I can't tolerate that guy's happiness !!! He celebrates every day.. 😆😆

Amazing and Hilarious Pokémon Pop - A Russian Pop Tribute To Pokémon !

Amazing and Hilarious Pokémon Pop - A Russian Pop Tribute To Pokémon ! 

Russian pop star Nikolay Baskov got one heck of an idea for a musical number. He would embody none other than Pikachu himself, bring out a bodacious pika-posse and sing a song of hugging.

(The lyrics: "I will hug you, hard. I will hug you, passionately. There is no one in the world more beautiful than you.")

Diamond Necklace :D - Joke

Wife:(waking up from her sleep)
I just had a dream that
you bought me
a diamond necklace

Husband : go back to sleep and wear it!