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Sunday, November 5, 2017

Medico Legal Joke of the day

Medico Legal joke of the day



A recent article in the Times reported that a woman, Anita Patel , has sued a reputed Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in her .

A hospital spokesman replied in court:
"Mr. Patel was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was corrected his eyesight."

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Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Maturity Of Six Year Old Boy

Maturity Of Six Year Old Boy


A 6 yr old boy was in the market with his 4 yr old sister. Suddenly the boy found that his sister was lagging behind.
He stopped and looked back. His sister was standing in front of a toy shop and was watching something with great interest.
The boy went back to her and asked, “Do you want something?” The sister pointed at the doll. The boy held her hand and like a responsible elder brother, gave that doll to her. The sister was very very happy…
The shopkeeper was watching everything and getting amused to see the matured behaviour of the boy…
Now the boy came to the counter and asked the shopkeeper, “What is the cost of this doll, Sir? !”
The shopkeeper was a cool man and had experienced the odds of life. So he asked the boy with a lot of love & affection, “Well, What can you pay?”
The boy took out all the shells that he had collected from sea shore, from his pocket and gave them to the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper took the shells and started counting as if he were counting the currency. Then he looked at the boy. The boy asked him worriedly, “Is it less?”
The shopkeeper said, “No, No… These are more than the cost. So I will return the remaining.” Saying so, he kept only 4 shells with him and returned the remaining.
The boy, very happily kept those shells back in his pocket and went away with his sister.
A servant in that shop got very surprised watching all these. He asked his master, “Sir ! You gave away such a costly doll just for 4 shells ???”
The shopkeeper said with a smile, “Well, for us these are mere shells.
But for that boy, these shells are very precious. And at this age he does not understand what money is, but when he will grow up, he definitely will. And when he would remember that he purchased a doll with the Shells instead of Money, he will remember me and think that world is full of Good people.
It will help him develop a positive attitude and he too in turn will feel motivated to be Good.”
Mind Mantra – Whatever emotion you infuse into the world, it will further spread. If you do good, goodness will spread. If you do bad, negativity will spread.
Realize you are a very powerful source of energy.
Your good or bad will come back to you magnified. Not in the ways you want it, and probably not in the ways you can understand it. But it will come back.
Loved it….hence posted.
Keep your circle positive. Don’t forget to share this piece of goodness with your circle.

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools

Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools



๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of equality :

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes  is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal you in 5 minutes!
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of Queue:*
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of Telephone:*
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.๐Ÿ˜…
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of Mechanical Repair:*
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of the Workshop:*

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.๐Ÿ˜
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Bath Theorem:*
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of Encounters:*
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of the Result:*
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of Bio mechanics:*
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Theatre Rule:*
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last. ๐Ÿ˜…
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of Coffee:*
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of Proposal :*

After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...๐Ÿ˜œ
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๐Ÿ’ฎ *Law of getting late*
When you reach early for something it will never start on time๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‰
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๐Ÿ’ฎ  *Law of exam*
If you didn't read a page which is of least importance,  first question will be from that page only. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜


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