Juggler - Joke

Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car? " asked the officer. "I juggle them in my act. " "Oh yeah? " says the cop. "Let's see you do it. " So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. 


A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now! "

Adam and Eve - Where were they from?

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British. " "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French. " "No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian. "

Great Quotes From Great Persons

Dr Abdul Kalaam........

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"It Is Very Easy To Defeat Someone,

But It Is Very Hard To Win Some

Shakespeare.....

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"Never Play With The Feelings Of Others

Because You May Win The Game

But The Risk Is That You Will Surely Lose

The Person For A Life Time".

Napoleon........

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"The world suffers a lot.

Not because of the violence of bad people,

But because of the silence of good people!"

Einstein.........

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"I am thankful to all those who said NO to me

Its because of them I did it myself.."

Abraham Lincoln.........

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"If friendship is your weakest point then

you are the strongest person

in the world"

Shakespeare..........

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"Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is

Absence Of Sorrow!

But It Means That They Have The Ability To

Deal With It".

William Arthur.........

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"Opportunities Are Like Sunrises, If You

Wait Too Long You Can Miss Them".

Hitler.....

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"When You Are In The Light, Everything

Follows You,

But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even

Your Own Shadow Doesn't Follow You."

Shakespeare.............

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"Coin Always Makes Sound

But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent.

So When Your Value Increases

Keep Yourself Calm and Silent"