Gangnam Style - Dance like PSY

We've all seen the video (or at least 260 million of us have). But now it's time to take it a step further.

After all, why simply watch Psy dance on Youtube when you can dance like Psy? It's easy.

The first thing, of course, is to dress classy. Put on a suit and sunglasses and slick back your hair. Dancing Gangnam Style may tell the world you don't care how you look, but you have to counterbalance this with dressing as though you do.

Once you look awesome, then it's time to throw down.

Step 1: Cross your hands and pulse up and down like you are holding the reins of a horse.

Step 2: Push off the left foot and land on the right.

Step 3: Repeat until everyone is impressed. It shouldn't take long.

Now you're doing it Gangnam style!

Watch Gangnam Video Here.....

Are blind pilots flying?

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.

The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.

At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.

The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.

Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.

When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.

Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!"

Gay Family - Joke

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow! You must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today, the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender says, "Geez! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?".
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"YEAH, MY WIFE!"