Facebook Facebook - Beware

Facebook Facebook - Beware 

Police Questioning a Robber:_

Police: How did you come to know that there was no one in the house?

Robber:The update of the entire family with 15 photos was available on facebook. 

"Enjoying Holidays away from home for one week".

Think about this seriously.

Be careful what you put on facebook.

Discuss this with your children and realtives.

Stop sharing personal information on the social media!!!

📛 Don't advertise your happiness on social media.

📛 Don't advertise your happy marriage On social media.

📛 Don't advertise your holidays on social media.

📛 Don't advertise your kids achievements on social media.

📛 Don't advertise your pregnancy on social media.

📛 Don't advertise your expensive buys on social media. (Car, house etc).

‼ No one is going to be happy for you.

‼ All the "nice" comments you get are just fake.

‼ You just attracting the evil eye on you and your family.

‼ You are just attracting jealous people into your life.

‼ You don't know who's saving your pictures, & checking your updates.

‼ You really need to stop this, as it is going to ruin your life, family, marriage.

‼ Social media is the devil's eyes,  ears & mouth.
Don't fall into the devil's trap.

May God help us, and  save us from social media disaster !!!

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Phone Bill - A damn Good joke

Phone Bill - A damn Good joke  

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The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.

Dad: This is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, I use my work phone.

Mum: Me too. I hardly use home phone. I use my companies phone

Son: I use my office mobile, I never use the home phone.

All of them shocked and together looked at the maid who's patiently listening to them.

Maid: "What? So we all use our work phones. What's the Big deal??

😂😆

37 Rules all Men Must Know...

You don’t have to agree with these rules but these are all characteristics of a good man.

1. Know what you want. Don’t go around asking for approval.
2. Always love and respect your parents.
3. Never cheat on your girlfriend/wife.
4. On the bus always give up your seat to the elderly, pregnant women, and mothers with their kids.
5. Don’t lend money to your family. Give it.
6. Don’t put others down.
7. Don’t participate in gossip.
8. Exercise.
9. At the gym wear nice clothes. You will interact with a lot of different kinds of professionals there and first impressions are everything.
10. Don’t ever take selfies.
11. In emails and texts don’t use short form.
12. No matter how mad you may be at your family, keep it in the family.
13. Don’t brag.
14. Listen. Girls like to talk about themselves.
15. Never use the term: “Shit happens.” Put in more efforts into comforting that person.
16. If talking to someone you don’t want to, make a polite excuse and leave.
17. Never talk religion with anyone. Keep it to yourself.
18. Don’t follow others.
19. Don’t waste your life away being on your phone and computer all the time.
20. When making plans, call. Don’t text.
21. Know how to fix things around the house.
22. Don’t be intimidated by anyone.
23. Know how to fight.
24. Have hobbies.
25. Don’t be afraid to go and watch a movie alone.
26. Learn to be patient and relaxed.
27. Never stop learning new skills.
28. Read books and keep the mind fresh.
29. Read the newspaper.
30. You don’t need a reason to buy your mom flowers.
31. Never split the check. Always pay it.
32. Play chess at least twice a week. Keeps the mind super fresh.
33. Buy your mom flowers for no reason.
34. Own a pair of expensive sunglasses, gloves and nice scarf.
35. Own at least two nice watches.
36. Use a money clip. Not a wallet.
37. Don’t buy things you can’t afford.