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Monday, January 22, 2018
Killed a Pig !! - Trump Joke
President Donald Trump and his motorcade are cruising along a country road to Florida after the government shutdown. Suddenly they hit a pig, killing it instantly.
Trump tells his chief of staff to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Trump sees him staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
"What happened to you?" asked Trump
"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 21-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asks Trump.
"I said I'm Donald Trump's Chief of staff, and I just killed the pig."
Sunday, January 21, 2018
Kim Jong Un is an Idiot - Donald Trump find out !! - Awesome Joke
Kim Jong Un is sitting in his office. He proudly tells his advisors:
“North Korea will be the first country to send people to the sun!”
His advisors break out in applause. Meanwhile Donald Trump is watching this live on TV. He calls Kim Jong Un and asks him:
“How are you going to send people to the sun? It’s too hot!”
Kim Jong Un replies by saying to his advisors:
“What an idiot! We can send them at night!”
His advisors break out in applause. On hearing this Donald Trump says to his advisors:
“What an idiot!…
There is no sun at night!”
Thursday, January 18, 2018
Free Sex Tonight !!!
I asked a Chinese girl for her number.
She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"
I said, "Wow!"
Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Blonde's Flask - Funniest Blonde Joke
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos
So she asks him what it's for.
He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The blonde immediately buys one for herself.
The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.
Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?"
She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
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