Family Problem......

Family Problem
 
 Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
  

 The Indian man said to the
 American, 'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arranged
 marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't
 love..... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.'
 
 The American said, talking
 about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.
 I married a widow whom I
 deeply loved and dated for 3 years. 'After a couple of
 years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and
 married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became
 my father's father-in-law.
 
 Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.
 
 Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson..
 
 And you say you have family
 problems...
 
 The Indian fainted…