A 70 year old man went for a Sperm Test. The Doctor gave him a bottle to collect sperm.
The next day, the man came with the empty bottle and said he tried with his left hand then right hand. Then his wife tried with her left hand and right hand. Then his daughter-in-law tried with both hands and mouth. Then the neighbor's wife and daughter tried the same way..
But could not open the damn Bottle....!!
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