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Wednesday, July 19, 2017

What's up Whatsapp :)

What's up Whatsapp :)



Economics is not that difficult if we have the *Right Examples*.

*Interviewer*: What is Recession? 

*Candidate*: When *Wine & Women* get replaced by *Water & Wife*, 
that critical phase of life is called *Recession*!!😜

*Accountancy fact*:

What is the difference between *Liability* & *Asset*?

A *drunk friend* is *liability*...

But

A *drunk Girlfriend* is an *Asset*....
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*Law of equality* πŸ’ 

The time taken by a wife when she says *I'll get ready in 5 min* is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says *'I'll call u in 5 min*!πŸ“žπŸ“±
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I arguedπŸ‘Ώ... She arguedπŸ‘Ώ...

I shouted😑... She shouted😑 and then she cried😭

*Result*: She won by *duckworth lewis* method😱
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*Chess* is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the *husband*.

This *poor king* can take only *one step at a time* ...

While the *mighty queen can do whatever she likes*....
-------------πŸ™‹πŸ™†πŸ’πŸ™…
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All Men are Brave...

Horror Movies don't Scare them....

But *5 Missed Calls from Wife* ..surely does...😝😝😝

One Smart Guy Invented
*WhatsApp*

His Wife Added a feature in it called
*Last Seen At*'πŸ˜œπŸ‘Œ

Thank god she didnt add
*Last Seen With*
πŸ˜‰πŸ˜πŸ˜--------------------------------------------------------------
Punch Of D Day ....
✨✨πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š✨✨

Once A Man Asked
God....

Why All Girls Are So *Cute & Sweet*, And All Wives Are *Always Angry*????

*God Answered*: Girls Are Made By Me ... And *You make them Wives*..!!!

*Your Problem*.. !!! πŸ˜‰
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*What's Marriage*?

*Answer* - MARRIAGE Is The *7th Sense Of Humans*
That *Destroys* All The *Six Senses*
And Makes The Person *NON Sense*..!

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Definition Of *Happy Couple* -

HE Does What *SHE Wants*…

*SHE Does What SHE Wants*......

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*Wife*: Dear, this computer is not working *as per my command*.

*Husband*: Exactly darling! its a computer, *Not a Husband*...!!

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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- *Shakespear*...

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes, Can Shorten ur Life."

- *Shakespear's Wife*

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