The Painter and the Blond

A blond, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out
as a 'handy woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he
had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"
The blond, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials she might need
were in the garage. His wife overheard the conversation and asked,
"Does she realize that porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it.Do you think she's dumb?"

"No. I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all the dumb blond
email jokes we've been receiving." A short time later, the blond came to
the door to collect her money."You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blond replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats."Impressed, the man handed her the $50.00."And by the way," the
blond added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

Juggler - Joke

Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car? " asked the officer. "I juggle them in my act. " "Oh yeah? " says the cop. "Let's see you do it. " So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. 


A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now! "

I'm looking for my car - Joke

A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars.
The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. "What the heck are you doing? " he asks the drunk. "I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it. " "So how does feeling the roof help you? " He asked the drunk. "Well," the drunk replied. "MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!! "

Funny Flashes

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding... 


Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. 
He tried a fourth time with the same result.. 

He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace... 




Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt..

Limousine Display @ Sri Lanka, Ratnapura

Suzuki to introduce more fuel-efficient engine for its minicars in Japan

Suzuki Motor Corp. plans to introduce an all-new engine for its minicars for the first time in roughly 16 years. This 660cc engine is expected to deliver a fuel efficiency of 27 km/L (63.5 mpg US, 3.7 L/100km) when combined with an idle-stop system—an improvement of about 20% over the current offering.

This would enable Suzuki minicars to achieve a fuel economy comparable to that offered by Daihatsu Motor Co.’s new Move, which hit the market last month. Suzuki plans to invest a total of 20 billion yen [US$246 million] over three years to retool its Sagara factory in Shizuoka Prefecture to make the new engine.

All future versions of the company’s minicars, including the Wagon R and the Alto, will eventually be powered by the engine. The first to feature it will be the new MR Wagon, slated for launch this month.

Car Air-Conditioning and Cancer

No wonder  more folks are dying from cancer than ever before.  We wonder where this stuff comes from but here is an example that explains a  lot of the cancer causing incidents. 

Many people  are in their cars first thing in the morning and the last thing at  night, 7 days a week..   As I read this, it makes me feel  guilty and ill. 

Please pass this on to as many people as  possible. Guess its not too late to make some  changes Car  A/C (Air Conditioning) MUST  READ!!!

Please  do NOT turn on A/C as soon as you enter the  car.

Open  the  windows after you enter your car and turn ON the AC after  a couple of minutes.

Here's  why:
According  to a research, the car dashboard, sofa, air freshener emit Benzene,  a Cancer causing toxin (carcinogen  - take time to observe the smell of heated plastic in your  car).

In addition to causing cancer, Benzene poisons your bones, causes  anemia and reduces white blood cells.

Prolonged  exposure will cause Leukemia, increasing the risk of  cancer.

Can  also cause miscarriage.

Acceptable  Benzene level indoors is 50mg per sq.ft. A  car parked indoors with windows closed will contain 400-800 mg of  Benzene.

If  parked outdoors under the sun at a temperature above 60 degrees F,  the Benzene level goes up to  2000-4000

         2000-4000  mg, 40 times the acceptable  level.

People  who get into the car, keeping windows closed will inevitably inhale,  in quick succession, excessive amounts of the  toxin.

Benzene  is a toxin that affects your kidney and liver.. What's worse, it is  extremely difficult for your body to expel this toxic  stuff.

So  friends, please open the windows and door of your car - give time  for interior to air out -dispel the deadly stuff - before you  enter.

Thought:
'When  someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it,  you have a moral obligation to share it with  others.'

Please check this link too

http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/benzene.asp

Recession? What recession?

This is not stainless steel... (see explanation at bottom). 

Recession? What recession?
So, it seems that this "global recession"
has not impacted negatively on everyone.
Check this out!
It's a Mercedes Benz owned by an Abu Dhabi
oil billionaire (naturally).
Featuring the newly developed V10 quad turbo
with 1,600 horsepower and 2800nm of torque
0-100km/h in less than 2secs, 1/4 mile in 6.89 secs
running on biofuel.
That is NOT stainless steel, people, it is WHITE GOLD!  
I'm sure you'll sleep better tonight, knowing that the
exhorbitant dollars you're paying for gas these days are
at least going to a good cause...

World's smallest car

The mini motor is only 39 inches high and 26 inches wide and was converted by car fanatic Perry Watkins, 47, from Wingrave, reports the Daily Telegraph. The US-based World Records Academy has confirmed that the car - which Mr Watkins has christened 'The Wind-Up' - is officially the world's smallest car. Mr Watkins, who has previously broken the record for the world's lowest car three times, found the inspiration for his latest motoring endeavour while surfing the internet. "I searched on eBay for something suitable and found a Postman Pat coin-in-the-slot children's ride from a vendor in Scotland," he said. "It was in non-operative order, but for what I had in mind this was of no consequence as I only wanted the bare fibreglass body from the ride." Over a period of seven months, Mr Watkins reinforced the fibreglass shell with a steel frame and mounted it on a mini quad bike. He added a 150cc engine, mirrors, windscreen wipers, lights, 'go faster' flames and mock racing exhaust pipes. He also had to remove Postman Pat and his black-and-white-cat Jess from the inside. The vehicle is fully legal and is taxed as a quad bike so Mr Watkins can drive it on public roads. But at 6ft tall, he might be better sticking to his company Jaguar.

Awesome Police Vehicle!

Some new ideas for the new Sheriff sedan vehicle.

It will reach a top speed of 250km/h, which makes it very suitable as a

highway chase car.

I must admit that this vehicle gets me very excited! I hope CPS Traffic

gets this!

The interior is chock full of integrated police equipment such as an

automatic license plate recognition system, 360 degree exterior

surveillance

capability, controls for a 130hz to 350hz bass siren, Night vision

compliant

interior illumination, integrated forward looking infrared system,

integrated shotgun mounts, hose able backseat and video and audio

surveillance of the rear passenger compartment.

According to the manufacturer - Carbon Motors - The front seat was made to

resemble a "helicopter-style cockpit". The company reportedly asked for

input from nearly 2000 police officers in a bid to make the car "cop

friendly". Note the mandatory 2 cup holders for the TIMS coffee!

Note the shotgun and carbine, now I am very excited!

I I love the suicide doors!

Integrated push bumpers offer PIT manoeuvre capability

Cars for 2010

Upcoming Cars in India in 2010..

The Indian auto market is expected to be flooded with a swarm of small cars manufactured by both Indian and foreign car manufactures
according to a survey conducted by auto experts. Here is a list of the Upcoming Small Cars that are looking to enter the Indian auto market.

BMW used cars Ad - Cool one