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Monday, June 4, 2012

Tongue TWISTERs...

1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

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2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

 

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3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
 
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4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he   could  see was sea, sea, sea.
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5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

 

6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
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7. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought   I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been  the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

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8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

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9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.
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10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
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11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
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12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?  


"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

 

13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is  whether we like it or not.

 

14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely. 



15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

 

16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.


 

17. Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See,  Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed  Soar's seesaw.

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Saturday, June 2, 2012

25 Quotes on Humor


Humor really is our saving grace, and it helps keep us psychologically healthy...




"Laugh as much as possible, always laugh. It's the sweetest thing one can do for oneself & one's fellow human beings." - Maya Angelou


"A good laugh makes any interview, or any conversation, so much better." - Barbara Walters


"He who laughs, lasts." - Mary Pettibone Poole


"A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing." - Laura Ingalls Wilder


"There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face." - Eva Hoffman


"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it." - Bill Cosby


"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road." - Henry Ward Beecher




"It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously." - Oscar Wilde


"When humor goes, there goes civilization." - Erma Bombeck


"A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life." - Hugh Sidey


"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done" - Dwight D. Eisenhower


"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it." - Frank A. Clark


"No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor." - Samuel Taylor Coleridge


"Comedy is acting out optimism." - Robin Williams








"A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life." - William Arthur Ward


"Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing." - Allen Klein


"Humor is just another defense against the universe." - Mel Brooks


"Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it." - Langston Hughes


"Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs." - Christopher Morley


"If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor." - Jennifer Jones


"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth." - Victor Borge


"Humor is the affectionate communication of insight." - Leo Rosten


"Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you." - Langston Hughes


"Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor." - Eric Sevareid


"The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense." - Jacob August Riis

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