Old Couple and SEX - Joke

An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about s*x?" he asked, rather tentatively. "I would like it infrequently ", she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?"

Wives !!!!

Wives !!!!

Wife : "why are u home so early?"

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

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Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town 

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in his neighbourhood 

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! 😷

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Whisky is a brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single again. 😇

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.

The slide show begins.😜😜😜

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them

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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day😂

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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....😜😜

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Wives are magicians........

They can change anything into an argument....😆😜

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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!😜 😜😆😜

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Share this with all men for a good laugh and with women who can handle it...

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Shadow Sex