Fallen - Joke

A person once went for an interview in a very reputed company. While entering the room, he slipped and fell on the ground. Humiliated, one might think. Documents scattered all over the place.

The man picked himself up. And with a smile on his face he spoke out loud, "Finally, I have fallen into right place!".

He was hired the very next moment.

36 Rules all Men Must Know

These are the 37 Rules all Men Must Know...

You don’t have to agree with these rules but these are all characteristics of a good man.

1. Know what you want. Don’t go around asking for approval.
2. Always love and respect your parents.
3. Never cheat on your girlfriend/wife.
4. On the bus always give up your seat to the elderly, pregnant women, and mothers with their kids.
5. Don’t lend money to your family. Give it.
6. Don’t put others down.
7. Don’t participate in gossip.
8. Exercise.
9. At the gym wear nice clothes. You will interact with a lot of different kinds of professionals there and first impressions are everything.
10. Don’t ever take selfies.
11. In emails and texts don’t use short form.
12. No matter how mad you may be at your family, keep it in the family.
13. Don’t brag.
14. Listen. Girls like to talk about themselves.
15. Never use the term: “Shit happens.” Put in more efforts into comforting that person.
16. If talking to someone you don’t want to, make a polite excuse and leave.
17. Never talk religion with anyone. Keep it to yourself.
18. Don’t follow others.
19. Don’t waste your life away being on your phone and computer all the time.
20. When making plans, call. Don’t text.
21. Know how to fix things around the house.
22. Don’t be intimidated by anyone.
23. Know how to fight.
24. Have hobbies.
25. Don’t be afraid to go and watch a movie alone.
26. Learn to be patient and relaxed.
27. Never stop learning new skills.
28. Read books and keep the mind fresh.
29. Read the newspaper.
30. You don’t need a reason to buy your mom flowers.
31. Never split the check. Always pay it.
32. Play chess at least twice a week. Keeps the mind super fresh.
33. Own a pair of expensive sunglasses, gloves and nice scarf.
34. Own at least two nice watches.
35. Use a money clip. Not a wallet.
36. Don’t buy things you can’t afford.

New Nighty - Joke

The wife bought a new see through nighty, wore it without any underclothes and came swinging before the husband. Aroused Husband says, "You look so beautiful and sexy my darling." The wife says, "I know that, I tried it the same way at the store and the salesman was the first one to tell me that."