100 Ways to Date Your Spouse

Here are some ideas to get you started.  

I promise they won't break the bank and you don't even have to leave the house for most of them!

1. Build a snowman or play in the snow together.  Don't forget the hot chocolate afterwards.
2. Pull out your favorite board game or card game for a night of friendly competition.
3. Cook a meal together for someone in need.  Deliver it together with a homemade card.
4. Go on a hike and take along a picnic.
5. Pick a home project (like painting or organizing the garage) that you'll both enjoy and work on it together.
6. Do dinner and a movie from the comfort of your living room.
7. Volunteer together.  Check out your local animal shelter, soup kitchen, or church for ideas.
8. Read a book together.
9. Go see a high school play.
10. Visit each others grandparents.  Enjoy the stories of when your spouse was little.
11. Go ice-skating.
12. Make handmade Valentines together.
13. Bake and decorate a cake together.
14. Go sledding or snow-tubing.
15. Take a class together.  Your local Community Center is a great resource for this!
16. Browse at your local pet store or animal shelter and play with the puppies.  Even if you can't take one home, you'll enjoy the cuddles.
17. Check out a coffee shop.  Bonus points if they have live music!
18. Go to a baseball game (Little League, Minor League, or Major League).
19. Create a scrapbook of your relationship together or finally put all those pictures into an album!
20. Visit a local museum.
21. Plan your dream vacation (even if you can't go).
22. Take dance classes together.
23. Visit a local farm.  Many areas have Farm Days or are open to the public on certain days.  
24. Go play at the park.
25. Go to the gym together.
26. Make homemade pizza.
27. Make a special egg hunt for your spouse.  Fill the eggs with their favorite candy and love notes.
28. Bake cookies together.
29. Go to the local zoo.
30. Find a local Shakespeare in the Park and attend an outdoor production.
31. Go fishing!
32. Try out horseback riding.
33. Play Frisbee Golf.
34. Pick flowers together and make a beautiful centerpiece for your kitchen table or give them to someone to brighten their day!
35. Go play mini-golf.
36. Try your hand at the batting cages.
37. Dye Easter eggs together.
38. Spend an evening looking through each others old yearbooks and photo albums.
39. Take a tour of a historic home or spend the day strolling through a historic Downtown area.
40. Put together a puzzle.
41. Plant something or start a garden together.
42. Hit the driving range.
43. Go to Cosco (or a local grocery store) and try all the samples!  (Free Lunch!)
44. Feed the ducks.
45. Go shooting at a firing range, or make your own out of plastic bottles and use a water gun to knock them down.
46. Buy some cheap canvases and paint a masterpiece together.
47. Go hiking.
48. Make homemade bird feeders.
49. Go for a bike ride.
50. Wash the car together and have a water fight.
51. Lay a blanket in the grass and watch the clouds.
52. Run a 5K together.
53. Fill a time capsule together and bury it in your backyard.
54. Go roller-skaing at a local rink or even in your neighborhood.
55. Find a free outdoor movie and pack your own snacks.
56. Make homemade ice cream or popsicles together.
57. Spend an evening looking at the stars.  You can check out a book on constellations at the library and see how many you can find.
58. Try out geocaching.
59. Visit a toy store together (WITHOUT the kids).  You'll be amazed at how fun the toys can be when you're not telling your kids that you can't buy them!
60. Go to the State or County Fair.
61. Search for treasures at garage sales.
62. Catch fireflies.
63. Go apple picking.
64. Visit a Farmer's Market together.
65. Play in the rain.
66. Make your own Drive-in movie by watching a movie on your laptop in the front yard.
67. Search for seashells at the beach.
68. Make s'mores over a campfire.
69. Take advantage of the free local fireworks displays or buy some of your own and have your own show.
70. Tour a local chocolate factory and enjoy the free samples.
71. Grab some other couples for a game of flashlight hide-and-seek.
72. Join a book club together.
73. Play darts (at home).
74. Enjoy a hayride.
75. Try karaoke or host your own karaoke night.
76. Make a slideshow together with old family photos.
77. Go play at the arcade and challenge each other to a game of PacMan or Skee-Ball.
78. Tour your local fire station.
79. Go fly a kite!  Better yet, build one together and see if it flies.
80. Attend a concert in the park.  
81. Learn origami.
82. Make a scavenger hunt for your spouse.
83. Try a new food together.
84. Play in the leaves.
85. Carve a pumpkin together.
86. Visit an aquarium.
87. Cook a new recipe together.
88. Write love notes to each other.
89. Have professional photos taken.
90. Start a new holiday tradition (for any holiday)
91. Go for a drive to see Christmas lights.
92. Get a group together to go caroling.
93. Challenge each other to a billiards competition.
94. Make your own homemade ornaments.
95. Attend a local festival.
96. Go to a parade or join in a help decorate a float for a local church or organization.
97. Go test-drive your dream car.
98. Spend an evening at the batting cages.
99. Go rock-climbing.
100. Have a picnic (even if it's only on your living room floor).

Honestly, it doesn't matter WHAT you do.  The most important thing is to have fun with each other and let each other know how much you enjoy spending time with each other.  My husband and I can have fun folding the laundry or cuddling on the couch, especially when the kids are in bed!

It's all in how you approach your relationship.  

Choose joy!  Choose gratitude!  Choose forgiveness!  Choose love!

The Ultimate Rejection Letter

The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA  34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

Black ??!! - An Awesome Joke

A Male patient just recovered successfully from a sex threatening health attack. He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying on hospital bed. An young nurse came to cleanse his body with sponge. The patient mumbled, “Are my testicles black?” Nurse replied, “I don’t know Sir, I am just setting you clean” The patient repeated again, “Are my testicles black?” Nurse was quite embarrassed to answer the question and said “Sir everything should be OK” The patient just kept on asking again and again, “Are my testicles black?” Nurse could not bear a patient concerned so much. So she raised his gown, moved her hand to find and grab his penis and testicle, moved it all around, checked very closely and suddenly man ejaculated on nurse’s hand. The man pulls off his oxygen mask, embarrassed at the fiasco says loudly enough, “Ma’am, Thanks but I still need to know 'Are my tests results back?’”