Life is like that !!! - Very touching story

Very touching story ..

Once upon a time, a boy named Hameed lived in a tiny primitive Moroccan village. He was a moron and all his classmates hated him for his stupidity, especially his teacher Aisha who was always yelling at him, "you are driving me crazy Hameed". 

One day his mother went to check out how is he doing and the teacher Aisha told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and that even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her whole career... The mother could not accept such a feed back and not only did she take her son out from that school but she even shifted to another city...

25 years later, that teacher got an incurable cardio disease and all the doctors had strongly advised her to go for an open heart operation which only one surgeon could perform effectively.. 

Left with no other choice she did the surgery and it was successful. When she opened her eyes, she saw a handsome doctor smiling at her. Being under anesthesia effect, she would have loved to thank him but could not talk. He was staring at her face which started turning to blue, she was raising her hand trying to tell him some thing but in vain and she eventually died... The doctor was shocked and was trying hard to understand what just happened; till he turned back and saw our friend Hameed working as a cleaner in that hospital who unplugged the oxygen device to connect his Vaccum Cleaner....

Don't tell me you were thinking that Hameed became a doctor.... :) :p

A young nurse - Funniest Joke

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. 

'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?' 

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.' He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?' 

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...... 'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ??'

😂😂😂😂😂

It's time for Pom Bashing - Best of England Cricket Jokes

Foxsports.com.au's best England jokes

Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English?
A. An all-rounder.

Q. What's the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. What advantage do Eoin Morgan and Jonathan Trott have over the rest of their teammates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.

Q. Why don't English fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.

Q. What do you call a Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.

Q. What do Matt Prior and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. What is the definition of optimism?
A. An England batsman putting on sunscreen before going out to bat.

Q. What is the difference between an England batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A. Nothing! If you blink you'll miss both.

Son of a bitch - Joke

“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned,” the girl said at confession.

“What have you done my child?” asked her priest.

“I called a man a son of a bitch,” she told him.

“And why did you call him a son of a bitch?” he asked.

“Because he touched my hand,” she answered.

“Like this?” said the priest, as he touches her hand.

“Yes, Father.”

“That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.”

“Then he touched my breast.”

“Like this?” he asked, as he touched her breast.

“Yes, Father.”

“That’s still no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

“Then he took off my clothes, father.”

“Like this?” he inquired, as he takes off her clothes.

“Yes, Father.”

“That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

“Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where,” she confessed. “Like this?” the priest asked as he stuck his you know what into her you know where.

“Yes, Father! YES, Father!! YES FATHER!!!”

After a few minutes, the priest said, “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

“But Father, then he told me he has AIDS!”

“THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”

World Radio Day 2015 - Infographic: Youth & Radio

Celebrate World Radio Day and remind ourselves why we need greater participation of young people in radio, with this special info graphic made by United Nations Dialmundiaradio.org looking at the three sub-themes of World Radio Day 2015: 
Celebrating radio... by youth, for youth... in safety and security.

A 70 year old and Sperm Test - Joke

A 70 year old man went for a Sperm Test. The Doctor gave him a bottle to collect sperm.

The next day, the man came with the empty bottle and said he tried with his left hand then right hand. Then his wife tried with her left hand and right hand. Then his daughter-in-law tried with both hands and  mouth. Then the neighbor's wife and daughter tried the same way..                                                                                                                   

But could not open the damn Bottle....!!

I respect ur thinking But have I ever shared any Dirty jokes here?

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9.    Be greedy when others are fearful.



10.  Price and value are not the same