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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Funny Leave Applications




This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places........

A student's leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...."

A candidate's application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."


I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.
"


 Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
 "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"


A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"


An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."



Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
"


 A covering note:
 "I am enclosed herewith..."
 


From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.
"


Actual letter written for application of leave:
 "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave".



Letter writing:
 "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."


Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was Performing his daughter's wedding:
 "As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."


Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

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