Funny Leave Applications

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places........ A student's leave letter: "As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...." A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post." I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave."  Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:  "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday." Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day. "  A covering note:  "I am enclosed herewith..."   From H.A.L. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave. " Actual letter written for application of leave:  "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave". Letter writing:  "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well." Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was Performing his daughter's wedding:  "As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..." Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."