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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Short humor jokes-Absent minded


Short humor jokes-Absent minded

--> Absent-minded professor - Heavens! someone stole my wallet.
Wife- Did'nt you feel a hand in your pocket?
Professor- I did, but I thought it was mine

--> Did you hear about the absent-minded doctor who, on his wedding day, when it came to put the ring on the wife's finger, started checking the pulse rate and asked her to stick out her tongue?

--> Nurse - You've just become the father of a baby boy!
Professor - Don't tell my wife, I want to surprise her.

--> Did you hear about the absent-minded who stood in front of the mirror for hours together wondering where he had seen himself before.
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